This morning I visited my dentist. Although many people dread trips to their dentist’s office, I have neutral feelings about my visits. My hygienist is great, I haven’t had a cavity since elementary school and I never have to wait to be seen by the dentist. Also, it is always nice to receive a new toothbrush, container of floss and complimentary tube of toothpaste!
Despite the recent changes made regarding distribution of promotional products by medical professionals, basic hygiene products that benefit the patients and do not attempt to persuade them to like or dislike a particular brand of products are permitted. Giveaways that feature the name of the dentist or practice, as well as contact information, can encourage regular checkups and cleanings by making it easy for patients to schedule appointments. The convenience of providing necessary dental hygiene products to valued patients to prevent them from having to purchase these products out of pocket is another bonus that can be achieved by passing out these so-called “parting gifts!”
Having one’s mouth poked and prodded by a dentist is never enjoyable, but there are plenty of ways for dentists to lighten the mood and foster lasting relationships with their patients!
In conclusion, here is a list that has been floating around the Internet, which, believe it or not, consists of the actual names of practicing dentists:
“Dr.Pullman, Dr.Filler, Dr.Fear, Dr.Rensch (pronounced wrench), Dr.Pick, Dr.Tusk, Dr. Drewel (pronounced “drool”),
Dr.Chu, Dr.Shugar, Dr.Pic, Dr.Pang, Dr.Butcher, Dr.Harm, Dr.Hurter, Dr.Toothaker, Dr.Lynch,
Dr.Root, Dr.Nasti, Dr.Paine/Payne/Pain (15 entries but notably Dr.Daryl B Payne = “There Will Be Pain”),
Dr.Smiley, Dr.Schotz, Dr.Hale (pronounced “hell” in southern), Dr.Bliss, Dr.Lancit, Dr.Gager, Dr. Eke”
